1 00:00:00,571 --> 00:00:02,002 PREVIOUSLY ON... 2 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,704 WHEN HER FIRST HUSBAND DIED, 3 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:06,407 BREE THOUGHT SHE WAS RID OF HER MOTHER-IN-LAW. 4 00:00:06,407 --> 00:00:10,481 DANIELLE GOT PREGNANT, AND BREE GOT CREATIVE. 5 00:00:10,481 --> 00:00:12,713 SOON THIS WHOLE CHARADE WILL COMPLETELY UNRAVEL, 6 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:16,487 AND WE WILL BE HUMILIATED. CARLOS AND GABY'S AFFAIR TURNED DANGEROUS... 7 00:00:16,487 --> 00:00:18,489 IF SHE PULLED SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON ME, 8 00:00:18,489 --> 00:00:22,053 THAT GUY WOULDN'T BE AROUND FOR LONG. AND AN OLD NEIGHBOR RETURNED. 9 00:00:22,053 --> 00:00:25,156 I DIDN'T WANT POOR AUNT LILY TO SPEND HER FINAL DAYS 10 00:00:25,156 --> 00:00:28,028 IN A NURSING HOME. THAT IS SO KIND OF YOU. 11 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:35,136 (Mary Alice) MRS. LILLIAN SIMS 12 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:38,038 RETURNED TO WISTERIA LANE ON A SATURDAY. 13 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:41,112 AS SHE EMERGED FROM THE AMBULANCE, 14 00:00:41,112 --> 00:00:43,114 IT OCCURRED TO HER 15 00:00:43,114 --> 00:00:47,078 THE NEIGHBORHOOD LOOKED EXACTLY AS SHE HAD LEFT IT. 16 00:00:47,078 --> 00:00:49,650 SHE THEN DECIDED 17 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:53,424 SHE SHOULD HAVE PAINTED HER HOUSE BLUE. 18 00:00:53,424 --> 00:00:55,786 MOMENTS LATER, 19 00:00:55,786 --> 00:01:00,631 SHE WONDERED IF SHE WOULD SEE HER HUSBAND IN HEAVEN. 20 00:01:00,631 --> 00:01:03,134 THESE ARE JUST SOME OF THE THOUGHTS 21 00:01:03,134 --> 00:01:05,766 THAT GO THROUGH AN OLD WOMAN'S MIND 22 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:09,100 WHEN SHE COMES HOME TO DIE. 23 00:01:10,541 --> 00:01:12,603 (tinkling) 24 00:01:12,603 --> 00:01:14,605 NOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, 25 00:01:14,605 --> 00:01:17,448 YOU JUST RING THIS LITTLE BELL, AND I'LL COME RUNNING. 26 00:01:17,448 --> 00:01:20,551 I'M SORRY TO BE SO MUCH TROUBLE. 27 00:01:20,551 --> 00:01:22,283 WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS, 28 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:24,785 I-I WON'T BE A BURDEN MUCH LONGER. 29 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:27,388 OH, DON'T SAY THAT. 30 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:29,460 THE DOCTORS SAY THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE 31 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:32,563 THAT YOU'LL BE WITH US FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 32 00:01:32,563 --> 00:01:35,796 I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME, KATHERINE. 33 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:38,629 YOU DON'T NEED TO LIE. 34 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,433 AUNT LILY... 35 00:01:42,433 --> 00:01:43,604 MM. 36 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,736 WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE? 37 00:01:45,736 --> 00:01:47,878 DYING, I MEAN. 38 00:01:47,878 --> 00:01:51,542 IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 39 00:01:51,542 --> 00:01:54,215 I FEEL LUCKY. 40 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:57,148 WHEN YOU KNOW TIME IS RUNNING OUT, 41 00:01:57,148 --> 00:02:00,491 YOU--YOU GET A CHANCE TO REFLECT ON YOUR LIFE. 42 00:02:02,553 --> 00:02:05,796 I-I REALLY DID TRY TO LIVE A GOOD ONE. 43 00:02:05,796 --> 00:02:07,798 YOU DID MORE THAN TRY. 44 00:02:07,798 --> 00:02:10,461 GOD IS GOING TO WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS. 45 00:02:10,461 --> 00:02:12,503 I'M NOT SO SURE. 46 00:02:12,503 --> 00:02:15,506 OH, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 47 00:02:15,506 --> 00:02:19,470 I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DYLAN... 48 00:02:19,470 --> 00:02:22,873 WHAT WE DID, WHAT WE COVERED UP. 49 00:02:24,815 --> 00:02:26,817 WE DID WHAT WE HAD TO. 50 00:02:26,817 --> 00:02:29,350 WE SHOULD HAVE TOLD SOMEONE. 51 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,622 WE COULDN'T. YOU KNOW THAT. 52 00:02:31,622 --> 00:02:33,354 IT--IT WAS A MISTAKE, 53 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:36,687 AND IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO RECTIFY IT. 54 00:02:36,687 --> 00:02:38,759 YOUR LIFE MAY BE OVER, 55 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:40,761 BUT THAT DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT 56 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,763 TO GO AROUND DESTROYING THE LIVES OF OTHERS. 57 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:45,766 I CAN'T GO TO MY GRAVE WITH THIS ON MY CONSCIENCE. 58 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,768 PLEASE! WE HAVE TO TELL THAT GIRL 59 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:50,441 WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS ROOM. 60 00:02:50,441 --> 00:02:52,773 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 61 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,384 AS HER GUILT OVER THE PAST BEGAN TO MOUNT, 62 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:04,885 IT OCCURRED TO LILLIAN 63 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:08,389 DEATH COULDN'T COME QUICKLY ENOUGH. 64 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:13,724 THIS THOUGHT OCCURRED TO HER NIECE AS WELL. 65 00:03:22,933 --> 00:03:25,476 (horns honking) 66 00:03:25,476 --> 00:03:27,478 THERE WERE A LOT OF THINGS 67 00:03:27,478 --> 00:03:30,711 BOB HUNTER DISLIKED ABOUT LIVING IN THE CITY, 68 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,514 AND THE THING HE HATED MOST 69 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:36,247 WERE THE PESTS-- 70 00:03:36,247 --> 00:03:39,950 THE RATS THAT LURKED IN THE ALLEYS... 71 00:03:39,950 --> 00:03:43,894 THE FLIES THAT SWARMED THE GARBAGE... 72 00:03:43,894 --> 00:03:48,829 THE BUGS THAT INVADED HIS CO-OP. 73 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,831 I HAVE TRIED IT YOUR WAY... 74 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:53,334 FINALLY, BOB INFORMED HIS SIGNIFICANT OTHER 75 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:55,806 IT WAS TIME... 76 00:03:55,806 --> 00:03:57,938 TO LEAVE THE CITY. 77 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:01,572 SO THEY MOVED TO SUBURBIA, 78 00:04:01,572 --> 00:04:05,276 WHICH THEY QUICKLY DISCOVERED HAD A FEW PESTS... 79 00:04:05,276 --> 00:04:06,577 HEY, NEIGHBOR! 80 00:04:06,577 --> 00:04:08,579 OF ITS OWN. 81 00:04:08,579 --> 00:04:10,981 OH, WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN A CHANCE TO MEET. 82 00:04:10,981 --> 00:04:12,983 I'M SUSAN. I LIVE NEXT DOOR. OH! (chuckles) JEEZ. 83 00:04:12,983 --> 00:04:15,986 HI. HI, I'M LEE. UH, I-I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI. 84 00:04:15,986 --> 00:04:19,259 YOU KNOW, I SAW THE MOVERS TAKING IN 85 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,261 SOME OF YOUR FURNITURE, AND I JUST HAVE TO SAY 86 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,263 YOU AND YOUR WIFE HAVE GORGEOUS TASTE. (chuckling) 87 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,265 NEED SOME HELP? YEAH, LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. 88 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,699 UM, I'M SUSAN. I LIVE NEXT DOOR. OH, HI. I'M LEE'S PARTNER BOB. 89 00:04:28,699 --> 00:04:31,372 OH, YOU'RE PARTNERS. WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS? 90 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:33,043 YOU KNOW, WHATEVER IT IS, 91 00:04:33,043 --> 00:04:35,045 JUST DON'T LET THE NEIGHBORHOOD ASSOCIATION 92 00:04:35,045 --> 00:04:37,047 HEAR THAT YOU WORK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. 93 00:04:37,047 --> 00:04:39,510 THEY'RE SO NOT COOL. ACTUALLY, WE'RE LIFE PARTNERS. 94 00:04:39,510 --> 00:04:40,811 OH. 95 00:04:40,811 --> 00:04:43,314 OH!(gasps) 96 00:04:43,314 --> 00:04:45,986 OH, THAT'S SUPER! (both laughing nervously) 97 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:48,989 YEAH, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF CABLE, SO I GET IT. 98 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,061 (laughs) YOU'RE JUST GREAT. 99 00:04:51,061 --> 00:04:53,324 (chuckles) THANK YOU. 100 00:04:53,324 --> 00:04:55,626 I-I HOPE WE CAN LIVE UP TO YOUR STEREOTYPE. 101 00:04:55,626 --> 00:04:57,798 (chuckles) 102 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,299 OW. DON'T MIND HIM. 103 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,432 HE'S JUST A LITTLE CRANKY FROM, UH, ALL THE FRESH AIR. 104 00:05:01,432 --> 00:05:04,435 DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR ME. LEE, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID 105 00:05:04,435 --> 00:05:06,637 MOVING HERE WOULD BE BETTER FOR RAPHAEL. 106 00:05:06,637 --> 00:05:09,340 OH. SO THERE'S, UH... THERE'S THREE OF YOU. 107 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:12,843 (laughs) WELL, THAT MUST BE... 108 00:05:12,843 --> 00:05:14,715 COZY. 109 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:17,448 YES. WE'RE GAY MORMONS. 110 00:05:18,789 --> 00:05:20,891 SUSAN, UH... 111 00:05:20,891 --> 00:05:23,023 THAT'SRAPHAEL. 112 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:24,825 (panting) 113 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,597 OH. (laughs) 114 00:05:26,597 --> 00:05:29,560 RAPHAEL IS YOUR DOG, OF COURSE. 115 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,363 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE YOU FOLKS CAN'T HAVE KIDS. 116 00:05:32,363 --> 00:05:35,536 I MEAN, UH, I MEAN, OF COURSE YOUCANHAVE KIDS, 117 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:37,538 UM, YOU--YOU KNOW, BECAUSE TIMES HAVE CHANGED, 118 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:39,640 AND NOW YOU'RE ALLOWED. 119 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,972 UM... 120 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,747 WHAT A... NICE DOG. 121 00:05:47,978 --> 00:05:51,021 I SHOULD GO. 122 00:05:51,021 --> 00:05:52,483 NICE TO MEET YOU. 123 00:05:52,483 --> 00:05:55,756 HEY, STOP BY ANY TIME, SUSAN-- OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 124 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,758 WHAT AREYOUDOING? WELL... 125 00:06:00,891 --> 00:06:02,393 (knocks on door) 126 00:06:05,396 --> 00:06:06,397 YES? 127 00:06:06,397 --> 00:06:08,669 I HAVE A DELIVERY FOR DANIELLE VAN DE KAMP. 128 00:06:10,901 --> 00:06:15,145 CAN I GET YOU TO SIGN HERE, PLEASE? 129 00:06:15,145 --> 00:06:17,147 (Andrew chuckles) OH! (door closes) 130 00:06:17,147 --> 00:06:20,080 IS THAT FOR US? NO, IT'S FOR DANIELLE. 131 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,582 THERE YOU ARE. THANK YOU. 132 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:23,614 THAT'S ODD. WHO WOULD SEND HER A SCOOTER? 133 00:06:23,614 --> 00:06:25,616 I KNEW IT! PHYLLIS--REX'S MOTHER. 134 00:06:25,616 --> 00:06:27,117 EVER SINCE HE DIED, 135 00:06:27,117 --> 00:06:29,089 SHE'S BEEN TRYING TO BUY THE CHILDREN'S AFFECTION. 136 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,091 WOW. WELL, IT'S A HONEY OF A BIKE. 137 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,964 I'M SURE DANIELLE WILL APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT. (raises kickstand) 138 00:06:33,964 --> 00:06:35,966 WELL, I'M NOT GIVING IT TO HER. 139 00:06:35,966 --> 00:06:38,969 CAN YOU THINK OF A WORSE PRESENT FOR A PREGNANT GIRL? 140 00:06:38,969 --> 00:06:41,401 WELL, I'M NOT KNOCKED UP. LET ME HAVE IT. 141 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,934 YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT 2-WHEELED MOTORIZED VEHICLES. 142 00:06:43,934 --> 00:06:46,006 THEY'RE TOO DANGEROUS. 143 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:48,879 WE'LL DONATE IT TO THE CHURCH. 144 00:06:48,879 --> 00:06:51,041 WHAT?! REVEREND SIKES SAID 145 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:53,544 THEY'RE LOOKING FOR ITEMS FOR THE RAFFLE. SO WE'RE JUST GONNA GIVE IT AWAY? 146 00:06:53,544 --> 00:06:56,046 WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN YOU BREAKING YOUR NECK ON IT. 147 00:06:56,046 --> 00:06:58,949 MOM, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WANT A SCOOTER. COME ON. 148 00:06:58,949 --> 00:07:01,421 YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER. WE'RE DONATING IT TO THE CHURCH. 149 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,424 OF COURSE, WE NEED TO MAKE SURE IT'S IN GOOD WORKING ORDER 150 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,426 BEFORE WE DO THAT. (starts engine) 151 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,959 NOT WITHOUT A HELMET. 152 00:07:08,959 --> 00:07:10,961 (shuts off engine) 153 00:07:14,705 --> 00:07:17,708 THIS BLOWS. ARE WE GONNA LET HER DO THIS TO US? 154 00:07:17,708 --> 00:07:19,169 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 155 00:07:19,169 --> 00:07:23,143 IF WE WIN THAT RAFFLE, WE'RE KEEPING IT. 156 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:26,146 (humming) 157 00:07:27,678 --> 00:07:29,179 HEY. 158 00:07:29,179 --> 00:07:31,852 IT IS NICE TO HEAR YOU HUMMING AGAIN. 159 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:34,885 WELL, IT'S AMAZING WHAT A WEEK WITHOUT CHEMO CAN DO. 160 00:07:34,885 --> 00:07:37,758 YEAH. WHEN DOES THE LAST ROUND START? 161 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:40,460 NEXT MONTH, SO I HAVE SOME TIME 162 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,763 BEFORE I START FEELING LIKE TOTAL CRAP AGAIN. 163 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:45,966 AND I WAS HOPING WE COULD PUT THAT TIME TO GOOD USE. 164 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,467 ARE YOU SURE? (kisses) 165 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,469 I MEAN, THE DOCTOR SAID 166 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:52,472 IT COULD BE MONTHS BEFORE YOU GET YOUR MOJO BACK. 167 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,745 WELL, IT'S BACK. 168 00:07:54,745 --> 00:07:56,907 AND SINCE WHEN DO YOU QUESTION THE MOJO? 169 00:07:56,907 --> 00:07:59,580 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. FORGIVE ME. 170 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:02,913 OKAY, SO HERE ARE YOUR OPTIONS. 171 00:08:02,913 --> 00:08:04,915 "A," WE COULD GO ROMANTIC, 172 00:08:04,915 --> 00:08:08,759 PLAY SOFT MUSIC, LIGHT SOME CANDLES, 173 00:08:08,759 --> 00:08:11,922 OR "B," GO STRAIGHT TO THE--WHOA! 174 00:08:11,922 --> 00:08:13,664 (laughs) 175 00:08:13,664 --> 00:08:15,666 (kisses) GOD, IT'S SO BEEN SO LONG. 176 00:08:15,666 --> 00:08:17,668 I HOPE I REMEMBER HOW TO DO THIS. 177 00:08:17,668 --> 00:08:20,671 WELL, IT'S JUST LIKE RIDING A BIKE. YOU NEVER FORGET. 178 00:08:20,671 --> 00:08:22,703 NOW START PEDALING. 179 00:08:24,535 --> 00:08:28,208 HEY. MMM. 180 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,180 (moaning) 181 00:08:34,745 --> 00:08:38,288 HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OOH, SORRY. I JUST MESSED UP YOUR HAIR. 182 00:08:38,288 --> 00:08:40,220 I'M JUST TRYING TO FIX IT. OW! 183 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,723 SORRY. AL-ALMOST GOT IT. HEY! (laughs) 184 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:44,695 WHOA. HEY. 185 00:08:44,695 --> 00:08:46,697 OH! (laughs) (chuckles nervously) 186 00:08:46,697 --> 00:08:48,228 SCREW IT.(laughs) 187 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:51,231 WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH, I RIPPED IT THIS MORNING. 188 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:54,935 IT'S BEEN ITCHING THE HELL OUT OF ME... (grunts) 189 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:57,938 AND THIS IS MUCH BETTER. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA TAKE THAT OFF, HONEY? 190 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:01,011 I MEAN, WON'T YOU BE COLD? NO, I'M GOOD. MWAH! 191 00:09:01,011 --> 00:09:02,673 (grunts) (laughs) 192 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:07,848 (kissing) 193 00:09:12,823 --> 00:09:15,826 HEY, BABE, WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU STILL WITH ME? 194 00:09:15,826 --> 00:09:19,289 YEAH. IT'S JUST-- IT'S KINDA... 195 00:09:19,289 --> 00:09:21,892 (grunts) WHAT? 196 00:09:21,892 --> 00:09:24,094 LATE. (grunts) 197 00:09:24,094 --> 00:09:26,997 (panting) 198 00:09:26,997 --> 00:09:28,669 IT'S 9:30. 199 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:31,672 IT'S JUST THAT ONE OF OUR OVENS BROKE DOWN TODAY, 200 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:34,675 AND THE REPAIRMAN'S COMING FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, 201 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:37,608 AND MAYBE I COULD RAVISH YOU... TOMORROW. 202 00:09:39,850 --> 00:09:41,351 OH, OKAY. 203 00:09:54,324 --> 00:09:57,768 (Susan) COME ON, BREE. YOU HAVE TO LET US DO THIS. UH, IT'S A LOVELY THOUGHT, 204 00:09:57,768 --> 00:09:59,770 BUT I REALLY DON'T WANT A BABY SHOWER. 205 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:01,772 WELL, I BOUGHT YOU AN EXPENSIVE GIFT, 206 00:10:01,772 --> 00:10:05,075 AND I'M NOT GIVING IT TO YOU UNLESS THERE'S A PARTY 207 00:10:05,075 --> 00:10:06,937 WITH PEOPLE WHO CAN SEE HOW GENEROUS I AM. 208 00:10:06,937 --> 00:10:09,239 (Orson) BREE, WATCH THIS! (engine roaring) 209 00:10:09,239 --> 00:10:11,782 ORSON, I SAID BE CAREFUL! 210 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,846 (sighs) I JUST THINK IT'S TACKY 211 00:10:15,846 --> 00:10:18,849 TO HAVE A BABY SHOWER WHEN IT'S NOT YOUR FIRST BABY. 212 00:10:18,849 --> 00:10:21,852 WELL,IDON'T SEE THE PROBLEM WITH IT... HINT, HINT. 213 00:10:21,852 --> 00:10:24,695 YEAH, AND SHOWERS AREN'T JUST ABOUT PRESENTS. THEY'RE FUN. 214 00:10:24,695 --> 00:10:27,397 AND WE CAN PLAY GAMES, LIKE "HOW BIG IS MUMMY'S TUMMY?" 215 00:10:27,397 --> 00:10:29,259 EXCUSE ME? 216 00:10:29,259 --> 00:10:32,262 YEAH, WE GET A BALL OF YARN, AND WE EACH CUT A PIECE 217 00:10:32,262 --> 00:10:35,265 THAT WE THINK IS JUST BIG ENOUGH TO FIT AROUND YOUR STOMACH, 218 00:10:35,265 --> 00:10:38,268 AND THE ONE CLOSEST WINS A PRIZE. 219 00:10:38,268 --> 00:10:40,811 IREALLYDON'T WANT A SHOWER. 220 00:10:40,811 --> 00:10:43,814 (Orson) LOOK! LOOK AT ME! 221 00:10:43,814 --> 00:10:46,817 ORSON, JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES! THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING! 222 00:10:46,817 --> 00:10:50,050 I TELL YOU WHAT. WHY DON'T WE JUST SKIP THE SHOWER, 223 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:53,123 AND AFTER THE BABY'S BORN, I'LL HAVE A CHRISTENING PARTY? 224 00:10:53,123 --> 00:10:55,125 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 225 00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:57,427 (tires squeal, crash) 226 00:10:57,427 --> 00:11:00,330 (grunts) I'M OKAY! (laughs) 227 00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:02,192 I'M FINE. (trash can rattles) 228 00:11:02,192 --> 00:11:04,194 OH, DEAR GOD. 229 00:11:05,736 --> 00:11:08,398 (grunts) 230 00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:09,900 EXCUSE ME, LADIES. 231 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:12,202 I-I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING 232 00:11:12,202 --> 00:11:14,204 YOU--YOU TALKING ABOUT MY MOM'S SHOWER. 233 00:11:14,204 --> 00:11:17,778 I-I THINK I COULD BE OF A LITTLE ASSISTANCE HERE. 234 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,688 WHYDO YOU HAVE TO TAKE OUR NEW NEIGHBORS COOKIE BARS? 235 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,690 OH, LOOK, I MADE A TERRIBLE FIRST IMPRESSION, 236 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,363 SO I THOUGHT I'D MAKE THEM SOME OF MY HOME-BAKED GOODNESS. 237 00:11:33,363 --> 00:11:35,365 (scoffs) BUT YOU DIDN'T BAKE ANY GOODNESS. 238 00:11:35,365 --> 00:11:38,398 YOU JUST WARMED UP THE GOODNESS I BOUGHT AT THE STORE. 239 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:41,031 WELL, YEAH. I DON'T BAKE. CATCH UP. 240 00:11:41,031 --> 00:11:43,403 YOU KNOW, NOT ALL NEIGHBORS HAVE TO BE FRIENDS. 241 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,405 WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET IT GO? 242 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,407 MIKE, THEY LIVE 15 FEET FROM US. 243 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,409 IF WE HAVE A FIRE, I WANNA BE SURE 244 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:52,412 THAT THEY LIKE US ENOUGH TO CALL 9-1-1. AH,THAT'STHE REAL REASON. 245 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,915 YOU CAN'T STAND IT WHEN SOMEBODY DOESN'T LIKE YOU. 246 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:59,389 WELL, MAYBE. WELL, MAYBE BOB AND LEE JUST LIKE TO KEEP TO THEMSELVES. 247 00:11:59,389 --> 00:12:02,322 THAT'S FINE, AND ONCE THEY LIKE ME, 248 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:05,425 THEY CAN KEEP TO THEMSELVES ALL THEY DAMN WELL PLEASE. 249 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,329 (knocks on door) 250 00:12:11,802 --> 00:12:13,804 HI. I WANTED TO BRING YOU 251 00:12:13,804 --> 00:12:15,966 A "WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD" PRESENT. 252 00:12:15,966 --> 00:12:18,508 YOU SHOULD TRY ONE WHILE THEY'RE STILL WARM FROM THE OVEN. 253 00:12:18,508 --> 00:12:22,472 THAT WAS REALLY NICE. THANK YOU. OH, ARE THERE NUTS IN THEM? 254 00:12:22,472 --> 00:12:24,474 NUTS? YEAH. 255 00:12:24,474 --> 00:12:26,877 GEE, LET ME THINK. 256 00:12:26,877 --> 00:12:28,378 NOPE, NO NUTS. 257 00:12:28,378 --> 00:12:30,981 ARE YOU SURE? 'CAUSE I'M HIGHLY ALLERGIC. 258 00:12:30,981 --> 00:12:32,983 HALF A PECAN COULD KILL ME. 259 00:12:39,229 --> 00:12:41,231 I'M NOT SEEING ANY NUTS. 260 00:12:41,231 --> 00:12:42,532 OKAY, YOU MADE THEM, 261 00:12:42,532 --> 00:12:46,867 SO DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT PUT NUTS IN THEM? 262 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,900 OKAY, HERE'S THE THING. I'M A REALLY CRAPPY BAKER. 263 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,472 TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING THAT I MADE MYSELF 264 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,475 WOULD BE LIKE AN INSULT, SO-- SO--SO--SO YOU BOUGHT THEM, 265 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:58,478 AND--AND THEN YOU HEATED THEM UP IN ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOUR GESTURE 266 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,780 SEEM MORE THOUGHTFUL THAN, IN FACT, IT WAS. 267 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,783 HEY, I WOULD'VE MADE THEM MYSELF IF I KNEW HOW. 268 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,555 HONESTLY, I'M A GOOD NEIGHBOR. 269 00:13:05,555 --> 00:13:07,557 (laughs) YEAH, WELL, NEIGHBOR, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE 270 00:13:07,557 --> 00:13:10,260 YOUR STORE-BOUGHT, WARMED-UP, POSSIBLY POISONOUS COOKIE BARS 271 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:12,222 AND GIVE THEM TO SOMEONE 272 00:13:12,222 --> 00:13:14,224 MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE YOUR GENEROSITY? 273 00:13:14,224 --> 00:13:16,827 DO YOU LIKE WINE? 274 00:13:16,827 --> 00:13:19,870 NO, NO, SO PLEASE DON'T BRING ME A BOTTLE FROM YOUR VINEYARD. 275 00:13:25,575 --> 00:13:27,838 THIS RIP IS PRETTY BIG. 276 00:13:27,838 --> 00:13:29,509 IT'LL TAKE ABOUT A WEEK. 277 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,381 AWEEK? 278 00:13:31,381 --> 00:13:34,184 ALL RIGHT. YOU'LL HURRY IF YOU CAN? 279 00:13:36,086 --> 00:13:38,588 HONEY, IT'S OKAY. YOU LOOK CUTE IN A SCARF. 280 00:13:38,588 --> 00:13:40,590 I'M UPSET 'CAUSE THAT SALESGIRL 281 00:13:40,590 --> 00:13:42,592 JUST WALKED AWAY WITH MY SEX LIFE. 282 00:13:42,592 --> 00:13:45,595 WHAT? AFTER TWO MONTHS OF PUKING MY GUTS OUT, 283 00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:47,597 LAST NIGHT I WAS FINALLY IN THE MOOD, 284 00:13:47,597 --> 00:13:49,259 BUT TOM--NOT SO MUCH. 285 00:13:49,259 --> 00:13:52,262 APPARENTLY, MY BALD HEAD IS A BIG TURNOFF FOR HIM. (scoffs) 286 00:13:52,262 --> 00:13:55,265 WHY'D YOU TAKE YOUR WIG OFF? IT WAS ITCHY. 287 00:13:55,265 --> 00:13:56,566 OKAY, NOT SMART. 288 00:13:56,566 --> 00:13:58,438 GABY, I AM HIS WIFE. 289 00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,870 HE'S SUPPOSED TO LOVEME-- 290 00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:02,342 NOT MY BODY, ME... MY--MY SOUL. 291 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,844 WHY CAN'T HE MAKE LOVE TO MY SOUL? 292 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,176 INTERESTING. 293 00:14:06,176 --> 00:14:08,848 QUESTION--WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN THE BAR 294 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,421 AND HEARD A GUY TURN TO HIS FRIEND AND SAY, 295 00:14:11,421 --> 00:14:13,924 "HEY, CHECK OUT THE SOUL ONTHATGIRL"? 296 00:14:13,924 --> 00:14:15,455 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 297 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,457 I'M SAYING MEN ARE VISUAL. 298 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:20,460 HELL, I HAVE A WHOLE CLOSET FULL OF COSTUMES. 299 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,934 YOU NEED TO GIVE TOM SOMETHING TO LOOK AT, 300 00:14:23,934 --> 00:14:26,897 SOMETHING SPICY, LIKE... 301 00:14:26,897 --> 00:14:28,368 GABY, I'M NOT A REDHEAD. 302 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,940 BUT YOU COULD BE, 303 00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,942 WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY SECOND POINT-- 304 00:14:31,942 --> 00:14:33,443 MEN LIKE VARIETY. 305 00:14:33,443 --> 00:14:35,575 TONIGHT YOU'RE A REDHEAD. (laughs) 306 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,447 TOMORROW... YOU ARE... 307 00:14:37,447 --> 00:14:39,609 (imitates Swedish accent) HELGA, THE SEXY MILKMAID. 308 00:14:39,609 --> 00:14:41,311 (normal voice) OR... 309 00:14:41,311 --> 00:14:43,984 (deeper voice) AMBER, THE LONELY RUNAWAY. 310 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,885 (normal voice) OR... 311 00:14:47,317 --> 00:14:49,589 JEFF, THE FRIENDLY GUY FROM WORK. 312 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:52,923 WHAT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TOM IS INTO. 313 00:14:52,923 --> 00:14:54,264 (chuckles) 314 00:14:54,264 --> 00:14:56,626 HMM. 315 00:14:56,626 --> 00:15:00,670 CLAUDE, YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU "HMM." 316 00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:04,334 EDIE... HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THIS? 317 00:15:04,334 --> 00:15:06,336 HAD WHAT? 318 00:15:06,336 --> 00:15:08,338 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING. 319 00:15:08,338 --> 00:15:11,111 I'M JUST HERE FOR MY 5,000-MILE CHECKUP. 320 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,113 WELL, YOU KNOW THAT BULLET 321 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,615 YOU'VE MANAGED TO DODGE ALL THESE YEARS? 322 00:15:16,987 --> 00:15:18,488 WHICH ONE? 323 00:15:18,488 --> 00:15:20,350 THE CLAP? THE HERP? 324 00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:21,651 THE SYPH?! 325 00:15:21,651 --> 00:15:23,353 CRABS? 326 00:15:23,353 --> 00:15:26,696 RELAX. I'LL BOIL ALL THE SHEETS AND TOWELS, 327 00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:29,429 AND THEN WE'LL USE THIS SPECIAL SHAMPOO, 328 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,101 AND IN THREE DAYS, 329 00:15:31,101 --> 00:15:33,964 THE CROTCH CARNIVAL PACKS UP AND LEAVES TOWN. 330 00:15:33,964 --> 00:15:36,366 OH, MAN. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 331 00:15:36,366 --> 00:15:40,270 DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. I KNOW EXACTLY HOW I GOT 'EM. 332 00:15:40,270 --> 00:15:42,672 I USED THE TANNING BED RIGHT AFTER MIMSY PORTER, 333 00:15:42,672 --> 00:15:44,214 THATSKANK. 334 00:15:44,214 --> 00:15:47,547 (sniffs) EW, IT SMELLS LIKE BURNT LICORICE. 335 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,549 WELL, COME IN THE BATHROOM, 336 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,721 AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO USE THIS. 337 00:15:51,721 --> 00:15:53,653 (metal bristling) I THINK I CAN FIGURE THAT OUT. 338 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:56,656 YOU KNOW, THE GOOD NEWS IS WE'RE IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP. 339 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,359 OTHERWISE, WE'D HAVE TO MAKE THAT CALL OF SHAME 340 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:03,093 TO EVERYONE WE'VE BEEN WITH. (sighs deeply) 341 00:16:04,594 --> 00:16:06,596 (Victor) ...YOU'VE HEARD ME MAKE BEFORE, 342 00:16:06,596 --> 00:16:08,598 BUT SOMETHING I FEEL VERY, VERY STRONGLY ABOUT. 343 00:16:08,598 --> 00:16:10,600 FOR ME, IT'S A VERY SIMPLE FORMULA. 344 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,103 MORE DEVELOPMENT LEADS TO AN INCREASED TAX BASE, 345 00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:15,745 WHICH HELPS BUILD SCHOOLS FOR OUR CHILDREN. 346 00:16:15,745 --> 00:16:17,747 AROUND THE COUNTRY, THE NEEDS OF CHILDREN ARE BEING... 347 00:16:17,747 --> 00:16:19,749 (whispering) WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 348 00:16:19,749 --> 00:16:21,751 (whispering) I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 349 00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:23,753 CAN'T YOU JUST CALL ME? 350 00:16:23,753 --> 00:16:27,417 THIS IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU WANNA HEAR ON THE PHONE. 351 00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:30,360 (Victor) ...AND NOT FOLLOW THIS TREND. 352 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,662 (whispers indistinctly) AND WE WILL PUT EDUCATION WHERE IT BELONGS-- 353 00:16:32,662 --> 00:16:35,665 AT THE TOP OF THE LIST. EW! HOW DID YOU GET THOSE? 354 00:16:35,665 --> 00:16:39,469 HOW DO YOU THINK? EDIE. 355 00:16:39,469 --> 00:16:42,072 YOU ARE STILL SLEEPING WITH EDIE? 356 00:16:42,072 --> 00:16:44,574 WELL, YOU'RE STILL SLEEPING WITH VICTOR, AREN'T YOU? 357 00:16:44,574 --> 00:16:47,577 YEAH, IF I DIDN'T, HE WOULD THINK SOMETHING IS GOING ON. 358 00:16:47,577 --> 00:16:49,579 WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE FOR DOING IT WITH EDIE? 359 00:16:49,579 --> 00:16:51,581 SHE WANTS TO, AND I'M A GUY. 360 00:16:51,581 --> 00:16:53,243 OW! THIS IS SERIOUS, OKAY? 361 00:16:53,243 --> 00:16:56,186 IF VICTOR WAKES UP WITH A ZOO IN HIS PANTS, 362 00:16:56,186 --> 00:16:58,188 THERE'S GONNA BE HELL TO PAY. 363 00:16:58,188 --> 00:17:01,321 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. IF HE FINDS OUT ABOUT US, 364 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,324 I'M THE ONE THAT'S GONNA WIND UP IN A LANDFILL. OKAY, JUST DON'T PANIC, OKAY? 365 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,326 WE'RE GONNA GET THE SALVE OR THE OINTMENT 366 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:09,329 OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU PUT DOWN THERE, AND WE'RE GONNA BE FINE. 367 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,701 (applause) 368 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,169 WE'RE SCREWED. YEAH. 369 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,349 (Lynette) TOM? THE KIDS ARE ASLEEP. 370 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,351 ARE YOU COMING TO BED ANYTIME SOON? 371 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:34,053 YEAH, I JUST GOTTA PICK A NEW RUNNING BACK 372 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,356 FOR MY FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM. 373 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,761 THAT'S TOO BAD. 374 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:46,065 I HAD A LITTLE FANTASY THING PLANNED OF MY OWN. 375 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,538 WHOA. LYNETTE... 376 00:17:48,538 --> 00:17:50,540 LYNETTE'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. 377 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:53,343 I'M BRANDY, THE SLUTTY CHEERLEADER. 378 00:17:53,343 --> 00:17:54,844 (giggles) 379 00:17:54,844 --> 00:17:55,845 (grunts) 380 00:17:55,845 --> 00:17:58,608 (laughing) 381 00:18:05,855 --> 00:18:07,857 THIS IS ALL VERY ROMANTIC, GABY, 382 00:18:07,857 --> 00:18:10,520 BUT I STILL HAVE FOUR BUILDING PROPOSALS TO READ 383 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,861 BEFORE TOMORROW. 384 00:18:11,861 --> 00:18:15,325 THAT'SNURSEGABY TO YOU. 385 00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:18,768 NURSE GABY? 386 00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:21,371 (chuckles) 387 00:18:21,371 --> 00:18:22,872 AM I SICK? 388 00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:26,136 WELL, THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU NEED TO RELAX, 389 00:18:26,136 --> 00:18:29,839 ANDIKNOW JUST HOW TO RELAX YOU. 390 00:18:29,839 --> 00:18:31,881 WOW. 391 00:18:39,149 --> 00:18:41,651 IT SMELLS LIKE LICORICE. 392 00:18:41,651 --> 00:18:44,154 IT'S A BLEND OF 36 ESSENTIAL OILS, 393 00:18:44,154 --> 00:18:46,226 ANISE ROOT AND FENNEL. 394 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,228 DO YOU LIKE IT? 395 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,560 IT SMELLS A LITTLE MEDICINE-Y. 396 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,403 THAT'S THE FENNEL. (chuckles) 397 00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:06,746 IT'S STINGING A LITTLE. 398 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,248 THAT'S THE TENSION... 399 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:11,251 (whispers) LEAVING YOUR BODY. 400 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:14,184 IT'SREALLYSTINGING. 401 00:19:14,184 --> 00:19:16,186 AND WE CAN RINSE IT OFF... 402 00:19:16,186 --> 00:19:17,827 IN THREE TO FIVE MINUTES. 403 00:19:17,827 --> 00:19:22,192 BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT... 404 00:19:22,192 --> 00:19:23,933 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 405 00:19:23,933 --> 00:19:26,936 YOU KNOW, FOR A GUY GETTING RUBBED DOWN BY A HOT NURSE, 406 00:19:26,936 --> 00:19:29,799 YOU ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS. SORRY. 407 00:19:36,846 --> 00:19:38,508 OH, COME ON, UNCLE FRANK. 408 00:19:38,508 --> 00:19:40,510 WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING A GAY UNCLE 409 00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:43,513 IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP ME MAKE FRIENDS WITH THESE GUYS? 410 00:19:43,513 --> 00:19:45,215 OH. 411 00:19:45,215 --> 00:19:47,717 UH, MOM SAID THAT THE WHOLE FAMILY KNEW. 412 00:19:49,859 --> 00:19:52,562 UM, OKAY. GOTTA GO. LOVE YOU. (beep) 413 00:19:52,562 --> 00:19:55,695 WHAT'S GOING ON? OH, I FOUND RAPHAEL WANDERING IN THE STREET. 414 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,568 I WENT TO TAKE HIM BACK, BUT BOB AND LEE AREN'T HOME, 415 00:19:58,568 --> 00:20:00,570 SO I'M JUST GONNA GIVE HIM A LITTLE TREAT 416 00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:02,732 AND PUT HIM BACK IN THEIR YARD. BUP, BUP, BUP! WAIT A SECOND. 417 00:20:02,732 --> 00:20:04,934 WHAT? LEAVE HIM WITH ME. 418 00:20:04,934 --> 00:20:06,876 I NEED TO SCORE SOME POINTS WITH THOSE GUYS, 419 00:20:06,876 --> 00:20:09,609 AND BEING A DOG-RESCUING HERO COULD BE JUST THE TICKET. 420 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,612 SO WHAT, YOU'RE JUST GONNA KEEP HIM HERE UNTIL THEY COME BACK? 421 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,884 UH-HUH. MAYBE A LITTLE LONGER. HOW LONG? 422 00:20:14,884 --> 00:20:16,886 WELL, LONG ENOUGH FOR THEM TO WORRY. 423 00:20:16,886 --> 00:20:19,889 YOU KNOW, THE MORE THEY WORRY, THE MORE I'M A HERO. GET IT? 424 00:20:19,889 --> 00:20:22,552 I GET THAT YOU'RE INSANE. 425 00:20:22,552 --> 00:20:24,754 I'M NOT, I'M NOT. NOW GET SOME MUD. 426 00:20:24,754 --> 00:20:27,627 I WANNA DIRTY HIM UP SO HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEEN THROUGH HELL. 427 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,559 OKAY, IN YOU GO. 428 00:20:32,962 --> 00:20:35,465 HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THOSE. 429 00:20:35,465 --> 00:20:38,308 OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'VE GOT THEM, MR. KNIEVEL. 430 00:20:38,308 --> 00:20:42,342 OH, BOY. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LET ME LIVE THIS DOWN, ARE YOU? NOPE. 431 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:46,776 I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU SHOULD GO TO THE DOCTOR AGAIN. 432 00:20:46,776 --> 00:20:48,278 (all) SURPRISE! 433 00:20:48,278 --> 00:20:50,880 (cheering) 434 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,923 UH, GUYS... WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 435 00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:56,426 YOU SAID "NO SHOWER." BUT LOOK AROUND--MEN. 436 00:20:56,426 --> 00:20:59,589 SO TECHNICALLY, IT'S A PARTY, NOT A SHOWER. MWAH. 437 00:20:59,589 --> 00:21:01,961 ANDREW TOLD US THAT YOU ONLY SAID NO... (kisses) 438 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,564 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO IMPOSE. 439 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:07,297 OH! (laughs) SO YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE? 440 00:21:07,297 --> 00:21:10,300 YEAH, WELL, I-I KNOW YOU SAID NOT TO MAKE A BIG FUSS, 441 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:13,303 BUT, HEY, YOU EARNED IT. 442 00:21:13,303 --> 00:21:15,605 (Gabrielle) WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE. COME IN. 443 00:21:15,605 --> 00:21:19,309 WE HAVE LOTS OF FOOD AND FUN AND SURPRISES. 444 00:21:19,309 --> 00:21:23,313 (under breath) YEAH,ALL KINDSOF SURPRISES. 445 00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:25,014 (woman, singsong voice) WHERE IS SHE? 446 00:21:25,014 --> 00:21:27,987 BREE! 447 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,519 PHYLLIS! 448 00:21:29,519 --> 00:21:32,291 I, UH, HELPED WITH THE INVITATIONS, TOO. 449 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:36,065 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW TOUCHED I WAS TO BE INCLUDED, 450 00:21:36,065 --> 00:21:39,799 ESPECIALLY AFTER MY MANY CONCILIATORY GESTURES 451 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,372 WERE SO COLDLY REBUFFED. 452 00:21:42,372 --> 00:21:44,033 I HAVE BEEN AWFUL. 453 00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:47,076 I WOULDN'T BLAME YOU IF YOU STORMED OUT RIGHT NOW. 454 00:21:47,076 --> 00:21:48,578 NONSENSE. 455 00:21:48,578 --> 00:21:52,081 I'M HERE TO CELEBRATE OUR RENEWED FRIENDSHIP... 456 00:21:52,081 --> 00:21:54,043 AND YOUR BABY. 457 00:21:54,043 --> 00:21:56,686 OR SHOULD I SAYBABIES? 458 00:21:56,686 --> 00:21:58,988 YOU KNOW, IT'S OFTEN A SIGN OF TWINS 459 00:21:58,988 --> 00:22:02,051 WHEN A MOTHER'S FACE GETS ALL PLUMP LIKE YOURS. 460 00:22:03,493 --> 00:22:05,054 OH, UM... 461 00:22:05,054 --> 00:22:07,056 I, UH, BET YOU WOULDN'T MIND 462 00:22:07,056 --> 00:22:09,559 IF I BROKE MY NECK ON THAT SCOOTER NOW. 463 00:22:15,965 --> 00:22:17,967 I'M OFF TO THE BANK. 464 00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:20,970 AUNT LILY JUST TOOK A PILL, SO SHE'S DOWN FOR THE AFTERNOON. 465 00:22:20,970 --> 00:22:22,642 OKAY. HAVE FUN. 466 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,350 (bell tinkles) 467 00:22:32,722 --> 00:22:35,685 (tinkling) 468 00:22:35,685 --> 00:22:38,127 IS YOUR MOTHER GONE? 469 00:22:38,127 --> 00:22:40,089 YEAH. DO YOU NEED HER? 470 00:22:40,089 --> 00:22:43,032 NO, NO. (sets down bell) 471 00:22:43,032 --> 00:22:45,395 THIS IS WHAT I WANTED. 472 00:22:45,395 --> 00:22:47,667 I THOUGHT YOU TOOK A SLEEPING PILL. 473 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:51,441 I PRETENDED TO SO SHE'D LEAVE US ALONE. 474 00:22:51,441 --> 00:22:54,774 AUNT LILY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 475 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:57,046 I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 476 00:22:57,046 --> 00:23:03,382 FIRST, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT WHAT HAPPENED... 477 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,456 (gulps) IT WAS NOBODY'S FAULT. 478 00:23:06,456 --> 00:23:08,988 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT HAPPENED"? 479 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:12,762 YOU DON'T REMEMBER LIVING ON THIS STREET BEFORE, DO YOU? 480 00:23:12,762 --> 00:23:14,163 NO. (panting) 481 00:23:14,163 --> 00:23:18,468 WELL... THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT. 482 00:23:18,468 --> 00:23:20,099 (Katherine) DYLAN? 483 00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:27,737 MOM, I THOUGHT YOU LEFT. 484 00:23:27,737 --> 00:23:29,138 I FORGOT MY CHECKBOOK. 485 00:23:29,138 --> 00:23:32,942 COULD YOU GO DOWN AND FIND IT FOR ME? SURE. 486 00:23:46,195 --> 00:23:49,198 YOU REALLY SHOULD GET YOUR REST. 487 00:23:58,508 --> 00:24:02,141 (indistinct conversations) 488 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,043 HEY. HI. 489 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:07,046 HI. GOT YOUR WIG BACK, HUH? YEAH. MM-HMM. GOOD AS NEW. 490 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:10,049 LISTEN, I THOUGHT WE COULD PUT THE KIDS TO BED EARLY TONIGHT, 491 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:12,451 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 492 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,954 I DO, AND I'M UP FOR THAT. 493 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,787 FANTASTIC. 494 00:24:17,787 --> 00:24:20,490 I HOPE BRANDY WON'T GET STUCK LATE 495 00:24:20,490 --> 00:24:21,961 AT CHEERLEADING PRACTICE. 496 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,463 OH, ABOUT BRANDY... 497 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,595 BAD NEWS. 498 00:24:25,595 --> 00:24:27,166 WHAT? WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED? 499 00:24:27,166 --> 00:24:30,169 WELL, PENNY WANTED TO PLAY BEAUTY SCHOOL WITH THE WIG, 500 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:33,202 AND, WELL, LET'S JUST SAY SHE'S GOT NO FUTURE AS A STYLIST. 501 00:24:33,202 --> 00:24:35,204 (chuckles) BAD HAIRCUT, HUH? 502 00:24:35,204 --> 00:24:36,576 OH. 503 00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:39,909 SOUNDS LIKE BRANDY MIGHT GET AWFUL MAD ABOUT THAT. 504 00:24:39,909 --> 00:24:43,212 BRANDY'S HISTORY, TOM. LET HER GO. 505 00:24:47,957 --> 00:24:49,919 (Lee in distance) RAPHAEL! 506 00:24:49,919 --> 00:24:52,121 COME HERE! RAPHAEL! 507 00:24:52,121 --> 00:24:54,794 COME HOME, BOY! (clapping hands) 508 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:56,265 RAPHAEL?! 509 00:24:57,967 --> 00:25:00,600 LEE? IS SOMETHING WRONG? RAPHAEL GOT OUT. 510 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,603 I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. I THINK HE JUMPED THE FENCE. 511 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:07,206 OH. WELL, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO HELP YOU LOOK FOR HIM? 512 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:10,009 SERIOUSLY? WHAT A--WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARTY? 513 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,511 OH. (chuckles) IT'S JUST A BABY SHOWER... 514 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,184 THAT I'M THROWING... FOR MY BEST FRIEND. 515 00:25:15,184 --> 00:25:17,917 I CAN'T--I CAN'T ASK YOU TO LEAVE THAT. THAT'S-- 516 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:20,289 OH, PLEASE. WHAT ARE NEIGHBORS FOR? 517 00:25:20,289 --> 00:25:21,991 RAPHAEL?! 518 00:25:21,991 --> 00:25:23,723 HERE, PUPPY! 519 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:30,730 I SEE YOU'VE TAKEN DOWN ALL THE PICTURES OF REX. 520 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:33,102 WELL, I'M, UH, SORRY IF THAT OFFENDS YOU, PHYLLIS, 521 00:25:33,102 --> 00:25:36,105 BUT I DIDN'T WANT ORSON TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE IN HIS NEW HOME. 522 00:25:36,105 --> 00:25:37,907 I SEE. 523 00:25:37,907 --> 00:25:41,070 YOU'RE TRYING TO BE CONSIDERATE OF YOUR HUSBAND'S FEELINGS. 524 00:25:41,070 --> 00:25:45,114 WELL, I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE AT LEASTTRYINGTO GET IT RIGHT 525 00:25:45,114 --> 00:25:47,546 THE SECOND TIME AROUND. 526 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:51,550 STILL, IT MUST BE AWFULLY HARD ON DANIELLE AND ANDREW 527 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:55,585 TO HAVE THEIR FATHER'S FACE BANISHED FROM THEIR OWN HOME. 528 00:25:55,585 --> 00:25:58,588 HE WASN'T BANISHED. 529 00:25:58,588 --> 00:26:00,860 BY THE WAY... 530 00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:02,992 WHERE--WHERE'S DANIELLE? 531 00:26:04,834 --> 00:26:07,867 SHE'S, UH, AT BOARDING SCHOOL... 532 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:09,338 IN SWITZERLAND. 533 00:26:09,338 --> 00:26:12,071 SWITZERLAND?! IS IT ASKING TOO MUCH 534 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:14,173 TO BE TOLD WHAT CONTINENT MY GRANDDAUGHTER IS ON?! 535 00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:16,706 YOU ARE KEEPING MY GRANDCHILDREN FROM ME, 536 00:26:16,706 --> 00:26:18,577 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. 537 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,979 I'M GOING TO MINGLE. 538 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:22,281 EVERY TIME I START A CHAT, YOU WALK AWAY. 539 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:24,954 I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME, 540 00:26:24,954 --> 00:26:26,886 WHY DID YOU INVITE ME? 541 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:29,819 IT'S A SURPRISE PARTY, YOU DAFT WOMAN! 542 00:26:29,819 --> 00:26:32,822 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAD A HAND IN THE GUEST LIST? 543 00:26:32,822 --> 00:26:34,824 SO... YOU DON'T WANT ME HERE? 544 00:26:34,824 --> 00:26:36,626 OH, FOR GOD SAKES, PHYLLIS, 545 00:26:36,626 --> 00:26:40,099 IT'S NOT AS IF WE GOT ALONG WHEN REX WAS ALIVE. 546 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,601 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU 547 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,104 BUT TRY TO TREAT YOU LIKE A DAUGHTER? 548 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:48,337 I EVEN GAVE YOU MY MOTHER'S SABLE COAT. 549 00:26:48,337 --> 00:26:51,040 YOU HATED YOUR MOTHER. BUT I LOVED THAT COAT. 550 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,042 THEN I'LL GIVE IT BACK TO YOU. 551 00:26:53,042 --> 00:26:54,714 NO, YOU KEEP IT 552 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:57,216 AS A REMINDER OF HOW HARD I TRIED 553 00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:59,248 TO MAKE YOU LIKE ME. 554 00:26:59,248 --> 00:27:01,791 (sighs deeply) 555 00:27:01,791 --> 00:27:04,994 GRANDMA, ARE YOU LEAVING ALREADY? 556 00:27:04,994 --> 00:27:06,656 I'M SORRY, DEAR, 557 00:27:06,656 --> 00:27:10,329 BUT YOUR MOTHER HAS MADE IT IMPOSSIBLEFOR ME TO STAY. 558 00:27:14,704 --> 00:27:17,636 WHERE DOES SHE KEEP MY SABLE COAT? 559 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,939 PROBABLY IN HER BEDROOM CLOSET. 560 00:27:27,316 --> 00:27:28,978 WHERE IS SHE GOING? 561 00:27:28,978 --> 00:27:32,181 SHE ASKED ME WHERE YOUR FUR COAT WAS. 562 00:27:32,181 --> 00:27:34,183 AND--AND YOU TOLD HER?! 563 00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:38,988 OH, CRAP. 564 00:27:48,337 --> 00:27:53,342 I GUESS YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THE BREAST PUMP I BOUGHT YOU. 565 00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:08,888 (chuckles) SO... DANIELLEIS HAVING A BABY. 566 00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:11,390 YES, AND FOR THE SAKE OF HER REPUTATION, 567 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:14,223 WE'VE AGREED TO PRETEND THAT IT'S MINE. 568 00:28:14,223 --> 00:28:15,725 I JUST HOPE THAT 569 00:28:15,725 --> 00:28:17,997 THOSE SWISS DOCTORS KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 570 00:28:17,997 --> 00:28:20,129 SHE'S NOT IN SWITZERLAND. 571 00:28:20,129 --> 00:28:22,431 SHE'S AT THE SISTERS OF HOPE CONVENT. 572 00:28:22,431 --> 00:28:26,005 LOOK, PHYLLIS, I'M SORRY. I KNOW THIS IS UPSETTING. 573 00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:29,438 ACTUALLY, I'M THRILLED. 574 00:28:29,438 --> 00:28:31,410 I'M GOING TO BE A GREAT-GRANDMA. 575 00:28:33,442 --> 00:28:35,344 WELL, UM... (chuckles) 576 00:28:35,344 --> 00:28:38,818 TECHNICALLY, YES. 577 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:42,451 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "TECHNICALLY"? 578 00:28:42,451 --> 00:28:45,724 WE'RE SAYING THAT THE BABY IS MINE AND ORSON'S, 579 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:48,357 AND IF YOU HOVER AROUND LIKE A GRANDMOTHER, 580 00:28:48,357 --> 00:28:50,429 PEOPLE WILL BE SUSPICIOUS. 581 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:53,302 YOU'RENOT KEEPING THIS BABY FROM ME, 582 00:28:53,302 --> 00:28:56,435 NOT IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO TELL THOSE PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS 583 00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:59,208 WHOSE CHILD IT REALLY IS. 584 00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:01,871 YOUWOULDN'T. THINK OF DANIELLE! 585 00:29:01,871 --> 00:29:03,913 I WISH YOU HAD. 586 00:29:03,913 --> 00:29:05,915 IF YOU'D RAISED HER PROPERLY, 587 00:29:05,915 --> 00:29:09,018 SHE WOULDN'T BEPREGNANT WITHOUT AHUSBAND. 588 00:29:09,018 --> 00:29:12,021 YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW I'M A FAILURE AS A PARENT? 589 00:29:12,021 --> 00:29:14,253 THAT'S WHY THIS CHILD MEANS SO MUCH TO ME. 590 00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,255 IT'S MY SECOND CHANCE. 591 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:19,428 WELL, I HOPE THE SECOND TIME AROUND THAT YOU TAKE MY ADVICE. 592 00:29:19,428 --> 00:29:24,263 I ALWAYS SAID THAT YOU WERE TOO STRICT WITH THOSE KIDS. 593 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:28,437 PARENTING TIPS FROM YOU? THAT'S RICH. 594 00:29:28,437 --> 00:29:31,801 I WAS A WONDERFUL MOTHER TO REX. THEN WHY DID HE ALWAYS AVOID YOU? 595 00:29:31,801 --> 00:29:34,103 WHY WERE YOU BARELY EVER HERE? 596 00:29:34,103 --> 00:29:38,377 BECAUSE OF YOU! HE KNEW YOU HATED ME. 597 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:40,880 OH, HE WAS HAPPY TO LET YOU THINK THAT, 598 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,552 BUT HE WAS THE ONE WHO DREADED YOUR VISITS. 599 00:29:43,552 --> 00:29:46,785 (whispers) OH. 600 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,518 OH. (gasps) PHYLLIS, WAIT! 601 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:55,264 EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE, BUT I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. 602 00:29:58,497 --> 00:30:00,429 WHAT--WHAT IS IT, GRANDMA? 603 00:30:00,429 --> 00:30:02,571 I... 604 00:30:14,844 --> 00:30:16,585 I HAVE TO GO, 605 00:30:16,585 --> 00:30:20,819 AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY HOW NICE IT WAS 606 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:24,493 TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN AFTER SO MUCH TIME. 607 00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:28,297 GOOD-BYE. 608 00:30:35,965 --> 00:30:39,108 (lowered voice) THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT. 609 00:30:39,108 --> 00:30:41,340 YOU KNOW, BREE, 610 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:44,874 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD LIKE A SECOND CHANCE. 611 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,123 NOTHING, HUH? NO. NO, HE'S LOST. 612 00:30:54,123 --> 00:30:56,125 AND HE DOESN'T KNOW THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. 613 00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:58,127 THERE'S NO WAY HE'S GONNA FIND HIS WAY HOME. 614 00:30:58,127 --> 00:31:00,629 OH, HE WILL. COME ON. YOU GOTTA KEEP BELIEVING. 615 00:31:00,629 --> 00:31:04,263 OH, CRAP! BOB'S HOME. (scoffs) WHAT AM I GONNA TELL HIM? 616 00:31:04,263 --> 00:31:05,935 DON'T. WE'LL JUST KEEP LOOKING. 617 00:31:05,935 --> 00:31:08,938 I HAVE A FEELING WE'RE GONNA FIND THAT CUTE LITTLE GUY. 618 00:31:08,938 --> 00:31:10,940 YOU--YOU ARE SO NICE TO DO THIS, 619 00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:13,943 I MEAN, ESPECIALLY AFTER THE WAY I ACTED WHEN WE FIRST-- 620 00:31:13,943 --> 00:31:15,945 YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 621 00:31:15,945 --> 00:31:17,947 I'M GONNA GO INSIDE AND GET US SOME WATER, 622 00:31:17,947 --> 00:31:20,449 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA JUST KEEP LOOKING. OKAY. 623 00:31:26,055 --> 00:31:28,887 (door closes) 624 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:32,291 LEE! I CAN'T FIND RAPHAEL. YOU SEEN HIM ANYWHERE? 625 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:35,094 OH, BOB, PROM--PROMISE YOU WON'T HATE ME. 626 00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:37,096 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT HAPPENED? RAPHAEL GOT OUT. 627 00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:38,998 HE GOT OUT? YEAH. 628 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:41,931 HE DOESN'T KNOW THE NEIGHBORHOOD. I KNOW HE DOESN'T KNOW THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 629 00:31:41,931 --> 00:31:43,933 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I KNOW--I DON'T-- 630 00:31:43,933 --> 00:31:46,505 (Bob and Lee arguing indistinctly) 631 00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:49,678 HOW ARE YOU LOOKING FOR HIM? WELL, SUSAN, SHE-- SHE'S GETTING WATER. 632 00:31:49,678 --> 00:31:52,911 (barking) 633 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:56,115 OH, WAIT, HE'S RIGHT THERE. 634 00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:59,088 HEY, HEY. OH! HEY! HEY! 635 00:31:59,088 --> 00:32:02,151 OH! OH, MY GOD! 636 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,603 WHAT WAS OUR DOG DOING IN YOUR GARAGE? 637 00:32:14,603 --> 00:32:16,365 I HAVE NO IDEA. 638 00:32:23,342 --> 00:32:26,115 WHAT? 639 00:32:26,115 --> 00:32:29,448 (indistinct conversations) 640 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:30,949 (man) HERE WE GO. 641 00:32:32,651 --> 00:32:35,354 (lowered voice) DID YOU GET A CHANCE 642 00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:37,356 TO, UH, NAPALM THE JUNGLE YET? 643 00:32:37,356 --> 00:32:39,288 YEP. AND? 644 00:32:39,288 --> 00:32:41,330 ALL QUIET ON THE SOUTHERN FRONT. 645 00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:46,495 GABY, WE HAVE GOT TO BE MORE CAREFUL. 646 00:32:46,495 --> 00:32:48,697 ABSOLUTELY. 647 00:32:48,697 --> 00:32:51,340 IT'S KIND OF EXCITING, THOUGH. 648 00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:53,342 WHAT IS? PLAYING WITH FIRE, 649 00:32:53,342 --> 00:32:55,474 ALMOST GETTING BURNED BUT NOT QUITE. 650 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,476 DON'T BE THINKING LIKE THAT. 651 00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:59,978 IF VICTOR CATCHES US, HE'LL KILL US BOTH. 652 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,981 (whispers) THAT'S WHAT'S SO EXCITING. 653 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,584 HI. 654 00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:06,715 HI. 655 00:33:06,715 --> 00:33:08,987 OH, MY--EXCUSE ME. 656 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,519 (sniffs) 657 00:33:10,519 --> 00:33:13,162 MMM, THAT'S, UM... 658 00:33:13,162 --> 00:33:15,694 AN INTERESTING COLOGNE YOU'RE WEARING. 659 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:17,696 MY WIFE GAVE IT TO ME. 660 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:21,730 IT'S GOT, UH, ANISE ROOT, FENNEL. 661 00:33:21,730 --> 00:33:24,373 WHAT, YOU LIKE IT? 662 00:33:24,373 --> 00:33:26,675 YEAH, IT'S JUST, UM... 663 00:33:26,675 --> 00:33:30,539 I DON'T KNOW... WEIRDLY FAMILIAR. 664 00:33:40,149 --> 00:33:42,051 CRAB CAKE? 665 00:33:42,051 --> 00:33:45,054 UH, YEAH. THANKS. 666 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,159 CRAB CAKE? 667 00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:58,437 CRAB CAKE? OH, THANK YOU. 668 00:34:03,612 --> 00:34:04,673 CRAB CAKE? 669 00:34:04,673 --> 00:34:05,744 THANK YOU. 670 00:34:34,143 --> 00:34:36,475 KIDS ARE ASLEEP. 671 00:34:37,846 --> 00:34:40,509 I'MNOT. 672 00:34:40,509 --> 00:34:42,381 (chuckles) 673 00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:45,784 WHATCHA GOT BACK THERE? JUST A LITTLE PRESENT. 674 00:34:45,784 --> 00:34:46,815 (grunts) 675 00:34:46,815 --> 00:34:50,459 SAY HELLO TO BRANDY'S EVEN SLUTTIER SISTER... 676 00:34:50,459 --> 00:34:52,191 CANDY. 677 00:34:52,191 --> 00:34:54,863 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 678 00:34:54,863 --> 00:34:56,865 WELL, I JUST--I JUST THOUGHT 679 00:34:56,865 --> 00:34:58,867 SINCE WE HAD SO MUCH FUN LAST NIGHT, 680 00:34:58,867 --> 00:35:01,200 MAYBE WE CAN HAVE A LITTLEMOREFUN. 681 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,701 AND THAT'S ONLY POSSIBLE 682 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,873 WHEN YOU'RE PRETENDING I'M SOMEONE ELSE? 683 00:35:06,575 --> 00:35:08,777 WELL, YOU HAVE TO PRETEND, TOO. 684 00:35:10,539 --> 00:35:12,141 WHAT? 685 00:35:12,141 --> 00:35:14,183 THIS... (scoffs) 686 00:35:14,183 --> 00:35:18,787 ISME,TOM, NOT BRANDY OR CANDY. 687 00:35:18,787 --> 00:35:22,651 IT'S JUST YOUR WIFE, LYNETTE. AM I NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? 688 00:35:22,651 --> 00:35:24,653 WHAT ARE YOU GETTING SO MAD FOR? 689 00:35:24,653 --> 00:35:26,455 THE FIRST WIG WAS YOUR IDEA. 690 00:35:26,455 --> 00:35:28,897 YEAH, BECAUSE I'M BALD. 691 00:35:28,897 --> 00:35:31,200 AND I KNOW THAT THAT'S A BIG OLD TURNOFF, 692 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,262 BUT, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T HELP IT. 693 00:35:33,262 --> 00:35:35,133 I HAVE CANCER. 694 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:38,136 YES, I KNOW. I HEAR ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME. 695 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:41,440 CAN YOU BLAME ME FOR WANTING TO ESCAPE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE? 696 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,343 ESCAPE FROMME,YOU MEAN? YES! 697 00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:46,775 YOU KNOW WHY LAST NIGHT WAS SO MUCH FUN? 698 00:35:46,775 --> 00:35:49,778 BECAUSE I GOT TO MAKE LOVE TO SOMEONE WHO WASN'T SICK. 699 00:35:49,778 --> 00:35:52,781 LOOK, I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THIS STUFF. 700 00:35:52,781 --> 00:35:54,783 I HAVE TO BE THE HEROIC HUSBAND WHO LISTENS 701 00:35:54,783 --> 00:35:57,786 AND HOLDS YOU WHEN YOU CRY AND NEVER CRIES HIMSELF. 702 00:35:57,786 --> 00:36:00,329 BUT THIS AFFECTS ME, TOO. 703 00:36:00,329 --> 00:36:03,732 WELL... I KNOW THAT. 704 00:36:03,732 --> 00:36:05,234 YOU DO? YEAH. 705 00:36:05,234 --> 00:36:06,535 HOW? 706 00:36:06,535 --> 00:36:08,537 SINCE THIS WHOLE THING BEGAN, 707 00:36:08,537 --> 00:36:11,169 HAVE YOU EVER ONCE ASKED ME HOWI'MDOING? 708 00:36:19,708 --> 00:36:22,251 OH... MY GOD. 709 00:36:22,251 --> 00:36:24,813 I HAVEN'T, HAVE I? 710 00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:29,218 (sighs) 711 00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:33,422 I AM ONE OF THOSE... 712 00:36:33,422 --> 00:36:38,497 WHINY, SELF-INVOLVED SICK PEOPLE. 713 00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:42,401 I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 714 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:44,403 NO, I AM. IT'S BEEN MONTHS, 715 00:36:44,403 --> 00:36:47,406 AND I HAVE BARELY THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 716 00:36:47,406 --> 00:36:49,408 IT'S OKAY. YOU'RE GOING THROUGH SOMETHING-- 717 00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:51,410 WILL YOU STOP BEING SO HEROIC?! 718 00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:52,911 I'M A CANCER BITCH! 719 00:36:59,988 --> 00:37:01,820 WHAT? 720 00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:05,223 I'M NOT GONNA ARGUE WITH YOU. 721 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:08,427 (laughing) YOU SUCK. 722 00:37:14,463 --> 00:37:17,005 WELL... 723 00:37:17,005 --> 00:37:20,439 I GUESS I COULD GIVE CANDY A WHIRL. 724 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:22,911 ARE THE KIDS REALLY ASLEEP? 725 00:37:22,911 --> 00:37:25,414 'CAUSE I THINK SHE MIGHT BE A SCREAMER. 726 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:33,522 ACTUALLY, IF WE'RE GONNA PRETEND... 727 00:37:33,522 --> 00:37:35,954 HOW ABOUT TONIGHT 728 00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:39,257 I'MNOTA HERO 729 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,760 AND YOU ARE NOT A CANCER PATIENT? 730 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:46,865 WE'LL JUST BE TOM AND LYNETTE, 731 00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:48,537 SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 732 00:37:50,299 --> 00:37:52,301 OH, I'D LIKE THAT. 733 00:37:59,348 --> 00:38:01,780 (door opens) 734 00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:04,513 HOW'S BOB'S SUIT? 735 00:38:04,513 --> 00:38:07,516 RUINED. OH. WHAT IF WE TAKE IT TO MY CLEANERS? 736 00:38:07,516 --> 00:38:09,518 SUSAN, THAT PAINT'S NOT COMING OUT... (whimpers) 737 00:38:09,518 --> 00:38:12,020 SO WE'RE BUYING HIM A NEW SUIT... 738 00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:13,822 FOR 2,000 BUCKS. 739 00:38:13,822 --> 00:38:15,324 (gasps) $2,000? 740 00:38:15,324 --> 00:38:17,826 WELL, ACCORDING TO LEE, IT'S A DOLCE. 741 00:38:17,826 --> 00:38:20,969 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT HE SAID IT SIX TIMES. THAT'S CRAZY. 742 00:38:20,969 --> 00:38:22,971 NO, WHAT'S CRAZY IS I'M ABOUT TO BUY 743 00:38:22,971 --> 00:38:24,973 THE MOST EXPENSIVE SUIT OF MY LIFE, 744 00:38:24,973 --> 00:38:26,535 AND I'LL NEVER WEAR IT. 745 00:38:26,535 --> 00:38:29,508 OH. I JUST WANTED THEM TO LIKE ME. 746 00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:30,979 WELL, THEY DON'T. 747 00:38:30,979 --> 00:38:33,382 LEE SAID THAT SIX TIMES, TOO. 748 00:38:33,382 --> 00:38:36,385 THERE MUST BE SOME WAY I CAN APOLOGIZE TO THEM. 749 00:38:36,385 --> 00:38:38,387 WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MORE OF YOUR APOLOGIES. 750 00:38:38,387 --> 00:38:41,820 I KNOW. UH, MAYBE IF I-- DAMN IT, SUSAN, LET IT GO, OKAY? 751 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:45,454 I ASKED YOU TO BEFORE, AND YOU DIDN'T, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED. 752 00:38:45,454 --> 00:38:47,956 SO I'LL ASK YOU AGAIN. JUST LET IT GO. 753 00:38:47,956 --> 00:38:50,459 MIKE, WAIT. WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THIS. 754 00:38:50,459 --> 00:38:51,960 I'M GOING TO BED. 755 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,933 I'VE GOTTA WORK TOMORROW. I'M BUYING A SUIT. 756 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,845 (knock on door) 757 00:39:09,117 --> 00:39:11,349 GRANDMA! 758 00:39:12,881 --> 00:39:17,055 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU NEEDN'T BE EMBARRASSED, DEAR. 759 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:19,057 YOUR MOTHER'S TOLD ME EVERYTHING. 760 00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:22,591 IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. (chuckles) 761 00:39:22,591 --> 00:39:25,594 I HATE THIS PLACE. IT'S LIKE BABY JAIL. 762 00:39:25,594 --> 00:39:29,037 OH. WELL, THAT'S WHAT I'VE COME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 763 00:39:29,037 --> 00:39:31,870 PERHAPS IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE. 764 00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:39,147 (Lily, raspy voice) DYLAN? 765 00:39:39,147 --> 00:39:41,009 IS THAT YOU? 766 00:39:41,009 --> 00:39:43,412 WE HAVE--HAVE TO TALK. 767 00:39:43,412 --> 00:39:46,415 (panting) 768 00:39:54,022 --> 00:39:56,394 HEY. 769 00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,066 I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME. 770 00:39:58,066 --> 00:40:00,769 I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT AUNT LILY. 771 00:40:00,769 --> 00:40:02,801 WHAT ABOUT HER? 772 00:40:04,803 --> 00:40:08,537 IT WAS SO WEIRD. SHE CALLED ME INTO HER ROOM THIS AFTERNOON. 773 00:40:08,537 --> 00:40:10,539 SHE STARTED SAYING SHE KNEW WHY 774 00:40:10,539 --> 00:40:13,411 I DIDN'T REMEMBER LIVING ON THIS STREET BEFORE. 775 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,614 OH, SWEETIE. 776 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:18,146 YOUR AUNT LILY IS FADING FAST. 777 00:40:18,146 --> 00:40:20,849 HALF THE TIME, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S SAYING. 778 00:40:20,849 --> 00:40:24,192 (rattling) 779 00:40:24,192 --> 00:40:26,024 WAS THAT HER? 780 00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:28,857 NO, I JUST CHECKED ON HER. SHE'S SLEEPING. 781 00:40:28,857 --> 00:40:32,130 YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE THAT RECITAL IN TWO WEEKS. 782 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:33,962 SHOULDN'T YOU BE PRACTICING? 783 00:40:39,207 --> 00:40:42,711 (panting) DYLAN. 784 00:40:45,644 --> 00:40:48,977 PLEASE! 785 00:40:48,977 --> 00:40:52,581 (playing Bach's "Cello Suite No. 1 in G Major") 786 00:40:52,581 --> 00:40:56,725 (continues panting) 787 00:40:56,725 --> 00:40:59,728 ♪♪♪ 788 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:48,106 (music concludes) 789 00:41:48,106 --> 00:41:50,108 (paper hits floor) 790 00:41:55,283 --> 00:41:57,986 PESTS-- 791 00:41:57,986 --> 00:42:01,690 THEY COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES 792 00:42:01,690 --> 00:42:06,194 AND DISRUPT OUR LIVES IN A VARIETY OF WAYS. 793 00:42:06,194 --> 00:42:11,630 AT FIRST, THEY'RE MERELY ANNOYING, 794 00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:15,934 AND WE DO OUR BEST TO IGNORE THEM. 795 00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:17,936 HOME IN MY OWN BED.... 796 00:42:17,936 --> 00:42:20,238 BUT IF WE DON'T TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY, 797 00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:24,973 THEY CAN BECOME QUITE DANGEROUS. 798 00:42:24,973 --> 00:42:26,975 FOR SOME, 799 00:42:26,975 --> 00:42:31,219 DEATH SEEMS TO BE THE EASIEST SOLUTION. 800 00:42:37,786 --> 00:42:40,859 BUT THE PROBLEM WITH PESTS 801 00:42:40,859 --> 00:42:43,862 IS THAT WHAT THEY LEAVE BEHIND... 802 00:42:43,862 --> 00:42:45,864 IS JUST AS DANGEROUS.